We should have shotguns for this kind of deal. |

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- Surely you can't be serious.
- I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. |

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Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. |

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May the Force be with you. |

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- Anything to declare?
- Yeah. Don't go to England. |

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We can't stop here. This is bat country. |

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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. |

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I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of. |

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Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. |

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Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two. |

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This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules. |

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Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. |

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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. |

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